turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

turtle and bunny

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.

The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.

by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014

turtleneck dinosaur

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

by weenurrs October 25, 2014

turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

turtlecell

An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.

person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!

by fakeneuron September 22, 2014

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard August 10, 2016