turboneet

A neet who is considered cringeworthy or otherwise autistic even by other neets.

Among the group of social outcasts, no one liked Eric because he was a massive turboneet

by DocMuffin November 4, 2015

Tuco's Taco

When a hairy Mexican man ejaculates over the chest of another, equally hairy man (who need not be of any particular ethnic denomination) and proceeds to vigorously rub his chest against the chest of the other man... well, then you've made a Tuco's Taco.

"Hey, bro, I heard you and Allan made a Tuco's Taco at the party last night..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."

by SteamRollaz69 September 10, 2016

turbo tug

when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent

"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE

by PAUIJAY August 21, 2016

turbo babe

An extremely sexy person of either gender. Traditional etymology referred to women but has expanded to include men as a result of equality and a more liberal society. Note: can only be used in reference to extreme attractiveness.

Harley Quinn is an absolute turbo babe

by waccle January 8, 2017

Turbo Hamster

Ask Daniel I don't even know.
AKA TURBO HAMMY.

Martin: Footsteps! Do you, hear, foot, steps?

Josh: A bit like a chimp?

Martin: No, more like a hamster.

Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?

by Beadle September 29, 2003

turbo shandy

half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered

can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)

by Gavin 'n' ogg March 31, 2003

turbo button

When about to climax, you jam your finger on your tait and spray extra hard (if done successfully). Put in your sphincter for the O-ring Overdrive.

Man, last night when i fucked my bitch i tapped her turbo button and she went into overdrive!

by the spike experirence January 30, 2006