Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018

mf sipped on orphan tears irl💀

term to call a crackhead on the comment section
and hes saying something not related to what the video says
like ranting about zelda in a cats video

its a video of cats
the crackhead says something completely unrelated to the video, such as ranting about zelda
you go and reply to him: mf sipped on orphan tears irl💀

by manbiTumultuous June 3, 2022

Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

tear at the bush

Performing a sexual act on a female with an excess of pubic hair.

"Man, I had to tear at the bush to get at anything from that 18 year old."

by hotdogpoo January 7, 2009

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018

Cummy Tears

v. When the male figure is in the position of recieving good dome from a bitch and he shoots a huge load in her mouth, and upon doing so, he makes her cry, producing a rather juicy, sticky form of the human tear.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh, and your mom died earlier today in a car accident"

by rk June 8, 2004

tear shit up

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.

Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?

by Lauren October 23, 2004