Toyosi 

Toyosi is the most beautiful prettiest gorgeous amazing girl to ever be created and is rated by everyone who has ever seen her. When having a bad day that’s 2/10 Toyosi can turn your day into a 10/10 as she’s a very special young lady and she only needs to smile to or say “hello” then the rest of your week will be blessed. We must love and treasure our Toyosi

Person1: why are you smiling so much this week
Person2: I’ve just seen Toyosi...

Toyosi by DVI.D2G October 15, 2019

Work Toyam

Masturbating at work.

Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.

Work Toyam by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Two Cups; One Toyam 

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

Two Cups; One Toyam by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyota Tacoma 

A smallish pickup truck built by Toyota. Its superior longitudinally-mounted 3.5-Liter V6 engine allows it to utterly stomp any Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge/Ram truck that it may encounter. Its only worthy rival is the Nissan Frontier.

GM Driver: "Did you see that?! That guy's Toyota Tacoma passed me like I was standing still! Also this POS I'm driving blew another head gasket!"

Dodge Driver: "Despite my 100 horsepower advantage, this barge of mine is easy prey for Tacomas because it weighs so damn much."

Ford Driver: "But muh E-co-bewst"

Nissan Driver: "Sweet ride, my dude."

Toyota Tacoma by ZoomZoom69 December 3, 2018

Toyota Pious 

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

Toyota Pious by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009

Toyota Camry

Only the most common car in the U.S. (for about 7 years in a row), not to mention the fact that they're almost always the same colour, leading you to get bloody well confuzzled if you've got one and can't fucking find it in a parking garage because of all the others that look just like it.

I have a Toyota Camry, and it can't go fast or impress anyone, yet it'll get you where you need to go, just as long as you remember where you parked it.

Toyota Camry by shnazwobbles May 5, 2006

toyght 

adj. The dutch version of tight

You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.

toyght by mark86 March 5, 2007