iPod Touch

The iPhone, without the Phone

I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, December 23, 2007

The Trump Touch

Everything you touch turns to shit.

He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.

by elZaphod May 19, 2017

Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.

Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.

by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.

Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.

by $T0N3R May 1, 2018

Scandinavian Touch

The act off adding ketchup to various dishes that usually doesn't feature it.

Damn bro you have ketchup witj your spaghetti?!

Yeah man it's the Scandinavian Touch.

by Phishticuffs March 18, 2021

Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.

Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022