toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus September 22, 2016

Toaster

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

by Toaster bath enjoyer December 2, 2024

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.

"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"

by Hybride February 19, 2005

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast

Frank was nice enough but a total toaster

by Wangler123 October 21, 2020