toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her

Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

toazt

Toazt, aka TheToazt is the best fortnite player in the world, and has the most funny streams

Toazt is amazing

by Toazt June 6, 2020

Toad

A racist, derogatory ethnic slur used to refer to a black person in Prison.

Look at all those toads behind bars

by Slick Dude September 14, 2020

Toad

The most annoying character in the universe

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?

by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020

Toadlee

Ethans an idiot. hahah funny ethan bad

!Toadlee! poog

by Toadlee October 9, 2020

toadhedge

A day meaning to have joy or rejoyce without seeing people, while you stuff your face with food and appreciate toads. Commonly held on the second last Saturday before December.

"I can't wait to stuff my face, not see you and commorate toads this toadhedge day you greasy pig"

by The first greasy pig October 24, 2020