Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.

I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Plants vs. Bloons

A mod for Bloons TD Battles that replaces monkey towers by plants, esp. from the PvZ franchise against the bloon ferocity, which the player has to survive against bloons using plants and upgrade them strategtically.

Created by Otheruser325 and is available to get on NexusMods.

"Playing some Plants vs. Bloons with my friends because why the heck not?"

by Otheruser325 September 23, 2022

bread planting

When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.

Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.

by Oqu November 21, 2018

companion planting

Companion planting is the cultivation of certain kinds of plants together in the same area, especially if one species will benefit from another, as planting an insect-repellent plant in a vegetable garden.

I am companion planting tomatoes in my garden.

by a girl from HAHS yr 7 2010 7D September 4, 2010

Broken Sewage Plant

the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*

Broken Sewage Plant is the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*

by yesbin October 18, 2019

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

Male Plant

Male Plant (UK Slang): A cannabis plant that growers want to avoid because it pollinates female plants, resulting in lower yields and a crop full of seeds. Just like many other organisms on Earth, cannabis plants have sexes—male and female—and it’s not a form of plant sexism, just nature’s way. When buying seeds, always choose feminized seeds from reputable sources and avoid mixing plants from different growers, as a single male plant can ruin your entire crop. Otherwise, you risk wasting time, money, effort… and your liberty.

Frank: Lee bruv, you never guessed what happened the other day bruv. Chris, you know, Kidnapper Chris, right? He sold a male plant to Fred for next to nothing, but turns out, Fred mixed it with his own crop, and his whole yield was ruined! LOL. Bruv.

Lee: No way! Fred must have gone proper mental buv LOL!

Frank: He went straight over and gave Chriss a proper kicking and jumped all over his chest. LOL bruv.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025