Mess

A way of life

Misty Howard's life is such a mess

by Missy160 April 30, 2024

Messed Down

When you don't mess up and actually do something good.
Basically the Opposite of Messing Up

Aw Snap! he actually "messed down" this time!

by Sloma Jack Clucks July 19, 2025

No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 19, 2015

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.

Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021

Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

by SSG winning August 26, 2013

mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.

"You can't tell me how to run my mess."

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023