When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'
Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025

1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."
2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."
3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."
3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020

when someone is the problem in their own life.
disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual
can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual
can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023

by Uraavacado August 30, 2021
