swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.

Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?

by a bud February 17, 2005

Bastard Tim

Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.

Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
or
Bastard Tim won't shut-up.

by mike_james November 10, 2008

tim-der

when you completely fuck somthing over using no common sense .
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)

Tim -I broke my beer bottle by you car

Chris -Nah thats alright

Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand

Chris -He TIM-DER bud

by wendal B January 8, 2014

Tim Foolery

Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.

He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.

by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011

Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.

"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"

by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

Tim Hightower'd

Getting fucked in the championship week of fantasy football by a player that has been useless all season but then explodes in his final game.

Last year in fantasy football I got Tim Hightower'd hard! It was almost as bad as C-Mike'd.

by TSBC August 18, 2016