Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.
Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
by DR61009001 July 11, 2008
(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
by boggler December 25, 2008
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
I am sorry guys, I can't go out two nights in a row at my age. I feel "Drink Tired & Butter-licked".
by indianachris March 13, 2009
by BigTDawg January 27, 2022
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