“The Kettle” Shit 

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.

Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.

“The Kettle” Shit by TheThirdRing May 1, 2022

shit the room

To release a horrid sound and/or smell by farting, which will subsequently rominate throughout the area.

"Holy shit, Marcos, what's that smell?! Don't tell me... You shit the room!"

"Someone shit the room."

"As soon as you're finished shitting the room, we'll come back in and join you."

shit the room by tbonaz April 22, 2008

shit the can 

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

shit the can by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Holy shit the vibes 

When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.

Kyle: Hey dude did you see my new post on the 'gram? Here, look
Luke: Holy shit the vibes

Holy shit the vibes by koga tomoe July 3, 2020

Shit The Fuck Out 

When someone, a situation, or an object looses all ability to perform and succeed with its intended purpose.

Anthony, do you think you could guestlist me and a few girls for the show tonight? Sorry man I cant, the list is fully shit the fuck out.

Shit The Fuck Out by Logantheplumber June 29, 2022

Joe shit the ragman 

A marine corp slang term used in place of “you dummy “ or “you stupid”

“Everything would be ready for PT gunny if Joe shit the ragman hadn’t screwed it all up!”

Joe shit the ragman by MollyRust July 17, 2022

shit the womb 

To take a fat shit while being pulled out of your mothers womb

"When i was born, the first thing i did was shit the womb"

shit the womb by greyshxt August 5, 2023