Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous

He is such a Sam.

by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.

Sam is a Gay Cunt

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke

Wow Sam is a retard

by Backstage November 25, 2017

Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013

Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs

Why is Sam ducking off a dog

by Big D*** June 2, 2015

sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".

Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt

by Martin 123 November 7, 2019

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010