there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

Theresa

That bitch that works at snapchat and acts like she’s sorry about not giving you your streak back but really she doesn’t give a fuck and she eats the dreams of little children for breakfast.

oh my god theresa is over with her bullshit again and emailing me apologizing for losing my streak i’m gonna kermit

by dolliyaah July 26, 2019

Theresa

Blessed mess

Omg she's so chaotic!

Haha I see she must be "Theresa"

by anonymous November 28, 2021

mother theresa

cunty bitch

Cassie is being such a mother theresa today.

by elrey2010 October 6, 2009

If there's a hole, there's a goal

Imagine watching a sus video on TikTok/YouTube Shorts.

When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.

"If there's a hole, there's a goal" - masteroogway 2021

by stysan August 9, 2022

Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't hide how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!

Theresa is just the greatest friend you'll ever have

by Roland 7E October 11, 2022

there's a time and place for everything

college

"There's a time and place for everything, and that's college."

by As trash as your waifu May 31, 2018