nub

an extremely boring person who can never relate to your sense of humor or your taste in anything

Geeeez Tim is such a nub he didn't even laugh at my joke

by Youwish53X October 21, 2015

Nub

A nub is a word used to describe somebody that is usually under the age of 18, short (usually under 5ft), with a high-pitched voice and brightly coloured dyed hair.

"You see that nub over there?"
"She looks like a right nub!"
"Are you a nub?"

by Domdiedford October 02, 2014

Nub

A premature penis

The man had a nub.

by broloves November 25, 2010

nub

The nub is the leftover stem on a retail ready acocado. It is predominantly used to determine the avocado's degree of ripeness. Like the peel, it is not recommended for consumtion.

The term appeared first in a WhatsApp dialogue between Niko and Rachie in late 2019.

"Is this avocador ripe yet? Dunno, check the nub."

by BigBearBMBLBM November 07, 2019

Nub

The word Nub is the meaning of the YouTube Streamer Lonnie Gaming.

Yo Unity you’re a Nub

by 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 February 16, 2021

Nub

An awesome person who everyone can like because nubs are known to be very awesome.

Guy #1: did you see that awesome person right then."
Guy #2: "yeah that guy was such a nub."

by Gemstone 36 July 31, 2017

Nub

A nub, is in fact not a "noob," a nub is what you call someone who is being annoying or overall a trash player.

Nub: "Ew, you killed me a bunch of times, you're a tryhard!"
Better Player: "Getcho bitch ass, nub ass outta here!"
*Bans Nub*

by iiOcularNebula June 04, 2018