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mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.
"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"
by mgsrj January 5, 2008
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
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Ghost mall

A mall where most tenants have vacated.due to changes in retail shopping patterns. Online shopping plays a big role in this phenomonem.
Hey! Let's go to fiesta mall today. It's. Almost a ghost mall at this point.i'll bring my camera

We could shoot some great video!
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
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National makeout in a changing room or mall day

ON JUNE 29th u and ur partner will makeout in a mall or changing room in a store or a mall
Riley-Hey it’s June 29th National makeout in a changing room or mall day let’s go to the changing rooms

Eliana-Alr let’s go then
by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022
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the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over
You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?
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Battlefield Mall

The main mall in Springfield Missouri that carry's fine retailers like T-Shirt Station and Spirit Halloween and possibly the worst Pizza Buffet in the world.
Lets visit Battlefield Mall's Spirit Halloween in the Old Sears Building!
by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023
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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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