allen

a big sexy black man with a massive big cock and is papi and god

allen is so sexy

by zasdfghjk September 12, 2022

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.

Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.

by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023

emma allen

hottest girl in the world, to say the least. emma mary allen if u see this i’m in love with u😍

i’m madly in love with emma allen because she’s gorgeous.

by sluttyirish January 2, 2021

Allen

The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.

You're going to have to be an Allen to manage that.

by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021

Allen

To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.

Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.

by raindrop121811 August 4, 2025

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.

by Hinley_Lover November 25, 2014