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text message chicken

Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.
Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
by lskatz August 1, 2008
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Text Slut

Girl/Guy that text all day long, and never actually "talks" on the phone.
Jack/Jill is such a text slut!!
by dalilmama October 16, 2008
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Text

To make an aside or remark; To talk at or about someone rather than to them. Occurs in groups. The statement generally has no depth of thought to it either.
Glen: "mumble mumble"

James: "Yeah, Glen tried to text me the other day, but it just didn't go through. He was kind of being a dumbass."
by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013
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text message hand job

A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 4, 2009
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textalizing

the act of seduction through text messages
"i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - mellman
by nash+ February 6, 2006
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Text Sex

Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).
Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.
by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008
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text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment
"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"
by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008
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