flat tongue

The act of pressing ones tongue against the lower backbone of your woman, then drawing, with your tongue of course, a wet, sloppy path to her bellybutton. Also known as the Backbone to Bellybutton kiss.

Dood, that chick is soo hot, I would flat tongue her after she ran a marathon, stink and all.

by Stroq November 16, 2006

tongued

1. French-Kissing, making out

2. getting eaten out, licked, tongued.

Matt: Dude i totally tongued with katelyn earlier.
Tristan: Yeah dude!!!

2. Daquan: I tongued larissa last night in the bathroom.
Marques: Dude i heard she tastes like taco bell
Daquan: Nah it was straight up fish.

by dreamzzzz December 23, 2015

TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA

< Origin latin., tenuis meaning flat, turpiculus meaning ugly, pectora meaning breasts>

A persistent, irrational fear of floppy, sagging tits; or a situation in which floppy, sagging tits may occur which leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.

"I need your help doctor, because of my TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA I'm now on my sixth wife."

by The Koala Catcher October 17, 2011

Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011

Beef Tongue

A very dirty sounding term that has almost no actual relevance but is used to confuse young girls prior to copulation.

Cody- Hey Katherine, want some "beef tongue"?

Katherine- What's beeftongue?

Cody- If you don't know then just don't worry about it...

by AyGurl_howudurin? September 1, 2009

Patriotic Tongue Salute

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

Triton Tongue

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.

A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

by 조니 태부 May 19, 2010