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techno

Modern day disco
Performers use computers to make music because they have no talent to do so themselves. The culture it has spawned is the same as the club culture of the late 70's early 80's, the only difference being ecstacy has replaced cocaine as the drug of choice. Popularized by attention deprived youth who fill the lack of love in their life with relationships based on common ecstacy experiences.
we don't need any examples, we all know what this is.
by your name January 16, 2004
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techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.
Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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techno

type of music that is really annoying. the reall song is actually 15 seconds but they keep on repeating it different ways for like 5 min which makes it one of the wrost type of music.
by muh October 31, 2003
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techno-tard

Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.
Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.

Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
by a/l April 20, 2008
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techno

What happens when people press random buttons and call it music. Takes no talent whatsoever and is a disgrace to real musicians who work their heart out to make music.
My friend started playing techno at the party and I kicked them. Hard.
by Angus the SuperDuck July 1, 2005
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swiss techno

The act ofexpressing gay love like David McGaughlan; where the offender gets jizzed in the eye and has his ears pulled
Skull Face is a swiss techno wizard
by Ray April 26, 2005
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Techno-mess

A word used to describe the tangled wires and cables that seem to appear behind every TV.
Usually caused by having one or more gaming consoles and other accessories.
Guy: Dude, you have got the biggest Techno-mess I've ever seen back here!
by Kal-El7777 August 1, 2008
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