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tech gogles

he reduced standards in women all men at Michigan Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
'Dude wtf are you thinking! Take off your tech goggles man!'
by Adrian November 14, 2004
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tech class

somewher wen peter starts raping u
peter,, plz get off me in the tech class!!!
by peter kwon December 12, 2006
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Honda Tech

Male/Female who works on Honda's using self taught and book knowledge. Know about all Honda's from wires to motor swap to hybrid swaps transmission's, all models, all engines and every diy swap every possible.
What wrong with my car(honda) ask pee-wee hes the honda tech.
by Gumby754 November 1, 2009
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tech cunt

Tech = technology
Cunt = used to describe a stupid act

Tech cunt is a word iDubbbz used to describe himself. Go watch his videos and you will understand the meaning of tech cunt.
by Little Tits February 28, 2018
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stupid tech

A moron that works on cars, usually at a dealership that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.
The stupid tech said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio
by estebansux September 30, 2011
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transit tech

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers
Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning
by Jason Michael February 14, 2018
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Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.
Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."
by Tobiano March 16, 2011
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