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Taco Bar 

The rare but possible female teabag where any part of the female genitalia is pressed against another person's face, typically while sleeping or heavily sedated from drugs or alcohol.
When she got out the shower, she gave me a taco bar. I couldn't complain.

The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.

There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.
Taco Bar by Trav1s April 22, 2008
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Taco Biscuit 

Just like it sounds. A girl with a huge Pink Taco (Vagina) that looks like a can of biscuits exploded in the sun in 100 degree heat and it's Extremely large, fluffy, doughy, and sticky.
Randy took off Shaniquea's skirt and screamed "damn girl I can't eat that huge Taco Biscuit" and ran out the door scared. Never again will he be able to look at another Vagina the same way.
Taco Biscuit by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

Bush Taco 

(n) An Australian bush delicacy where a turd is placed in a leaf and consumed.
Bush Man: Ey cobba what's for lunch?

Drover: Bush Taco's Mate!
Bush Taco by ajacks7553 February 24, 2009

Titty taco 

A tit fuck involving the use of taco sauce and lettuce as lubricant. The titties therefore create the "taco shell" and it is up to you to supply the meat and sour cream.
PersonA: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like a Mexican restaurant.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.
Titty taco by mr.sanchez25 September 26, 2011

Canadian Taco 

When a guy pours maple syrup on his lady's vagina before he goes down on her.
"Last night, my girl wasn't so "fresh" so I decided if she wanted me to go eat her out, it'd have to be a canadian taco"
Canadian Taco by Tina Tacco May 6, 2014

eat my taco 

What a girl says when she wants you to eat her pussy
When I got home last night, Sarah just said," get down here and eat my taco ".
eat my taco by hur mår du? February 28, 2016

that's a lot of Taco Bell 

Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.
...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."

I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."