truth

1. Something that is real, absolute.
2. Those kids that run around lecturing about how cigarettes are bad for you. Something we already know.

<Definition1> I never lie, I always tell the truth.
<Definition2> If I ever meet those kids from truth, I will kick their a$$es.

by Fatalia November 4, 2003

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010

Truther

One who sees beyond the government lies at what government does.
One who is not blind and ignorant.

Truther looks beyond lies, Look up USS liberty, 9/11, Mexican congress attempted attacks, attempted attack on the George Washington bridge.

by JJDC October 16, 2009

trout tickling

Trout tickling is the art of rubbing the underbelly of a trout using fingers.1 If done properly, the trout will go into a trance-like state after a minute or so, and can then easily be thrown onto the nearest bit of dry land.2 The technique was a common practice used by boys, poachers and working men in times of economic stress, particularly during the 1930s depression-era.34 Poachers using the method required no nets, rods or lines or any other incriminating equipment if apprehended by the police or gamekeepers.

"Trout tickling" The fish are watched working their way up the shallows and rapids. When they come to the shelter of a ledge or a rock it is their nature to slide under it and rest. The poacher sees the edge of a fin or the moving tail, or maybe he sees neither; instinct, however, tells him a fish ought to be there, so he takes the water very slowly and carefully and stands up near the spot. He then kneels on one knee and passes his hand, turned with fingers up, deftly under the rock until it comes in contact with the fish's tail. Then he begins tickling with his forefinger, gradually running his hand along the fish's belly further and further toward the head until it is under the gills. Then comes a quick grasp, a struggle, and the prize is wrenched out of his natural element, stunned with a blow on the head, and landed in the pocket of the poacher.

by Fresh-esci-beatz May 28, 2009

Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

Trump-Truth

A statement made by President Trump which he says with conviction, like it's completely true, but it's obviously bullshit to anyone with two eyes and a brain.

"President Trump said that Schumer agreed to 25 billion for the wall."

"That was a Trump-Truth. Schumer did no such thing."

by mostlycarbonite January 27, 2018

Day of Ultimate Truth

The Day of Ultimate Truth is a holiday on May 7th celebrating Odinism. It is also a day of revealing the truth of the Christian conspiracy to cover up Odinism in an attempt to suppress this religion of kings. It is usually celebrated via proselytizing and informing the general public of the reality of Odinism and the Christian conspiracy against it.

Odinist: Hello there, have you heard of Odinsim?

Oppressed Member of the Future Odinist Proleteriat: No, what is it?

Odinist: The religion of kings, it has been suppressed through the ages because the Christian big wigs did not wish it to spread. Today is the Day of Ultimate Truth, a day dedicated to telling people about it. Would you like a pamphlet?

by Odinist Reverend Frank May 21, 2007