Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003

tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.

1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"

by forgarth April 10, 2010

spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

tree chicken

Redneck slang term for squirrels, especially in the sense of eating squirrel.

Momma done rasselled up some tennessee tree chickens for dinner, pa.

by Rich Lather September 6, 2005

palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Tree humper

1. An over enthusiastic enviormentalist. The nature equivalent of a PETA member.
2. A person who refuses to leave their sitting spot near, under, or by a tree of some kind.

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M A TREE HUMPER?! JUST SET THE PAPER DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
2. "Guys, I don't to go downtown...I'm fine here! -is dragged away from tree-"

by Angelxa November 17, 2006