person 5

the ultimate example

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2

person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

person with sense

a person who doesn't randomly define names on some website so their name gets popular and a person who doesn't have the brain of a walnut.

Tom: Are you a person with sense?
Jack: Yes.
Tom: Who should rule the world?
Jack: Me, obviously!
Tom: Get out of my house.

by Ano N. Emouss November 26, 2019

kylan persons

Hes a real "feisty heather" you better clean up your peepee.
If you are a drug addict you are probably attracted to a Kylan Persons. Don't waste you're time he doesn't like druggies.

Kylan Persons dumped that Angelica girl after one day!

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

Personal stripper

Someone who sends you to and you only and their body and anything else you want, sex, love ect.

Can you be my personal stripper?

by Bgig January 6, 2022

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013