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Brandeis Handshake

The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!
by thegreatrock March 13, 2010
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Southern Handshake

In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.

Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
by Johnsonb December 14, 2012
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Idaho handshake

The act of putting your finger inside of another persons anus before engaging in any other physical intimate contact (including kissing) with that person.
Did you hear about Matt's new chick? He gave her the Idaho handshake as part of a dare.
by sk355x January 3, 2008
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brazilian handshake

Its when a latin chick wacks u off with one of her hands squeezing your balls.
Last summer, I visited South America and this Brazilian woman gave me the brazilian handshake .
by Jackm E. Pleez May 30, 2009
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tennessee handshake

Downing a bottle of Tennessee bourbon in one go, throwing up the excess into a bag and using an enema to butt chug the liquor/puke cocktail thus having the two liquids meet in the middle.

Very common with the juggalo and rainbow families, respectively.
Tim wanted to show the juggalo fam how wicked down with the clown he was at the gathering so he gave himself a Tennessee handshake in the middle of the crowd, everyone was very impressed!
by Kribblesandbits March 6, 2016
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Roman handshake

When a man shoves their arm into another man's ass and grabs their prostate.
Dan kept asking me if I wanted a roman handshake.

That's gross.
by WhoWillSurviveInAmerica April 14, 2011
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Taco Handshake

The art of female masturbation while sitting on a toilet at work. At times this maybe used in substitution of a muff slap.
She was extremely horny while working but was on her period so she went to the bathroom and preformed a taco handshake.
by Hammy_03 September 26, 2009
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