funk baby

A baby that is birthed on a sexual partner's chest.

My woman trapped me under her for 9 months and had a funk baby on me.

by cmencia555 June 13, 2014

Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.

I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.

by Sheeppie April 3, 2019

brain baby

An epiphany of thought. When someone suddenly has a brilliant idea.

omg, i just birthed a brain baby.

by Volcanis August 22, 2011

baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

by Princess Butterfly June 26, 2017

Baby Don

Another nickname for Putin’s Puppet, the 45th POTUS.

Baby Don is a childish dictator/mafia don wannabe who is also an idiot, in the mixed cultural genres of “Baby Doc Duvalier” of Haiti and a small-time mafia don.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019