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The Talk

An awkward conversation between a teenager and their parents about sex and puberty. This is usually pointless because most people get taught about sex via the internet or social interaction with peers. They do teach sex ed at school in most places, but similarly to 'The Talk', it is usually obsolete as the students don't learn anything new.

The Talk may have become pointless because of the that parents and schools tend to wait until the teen in question Is 14-15 which is far too old as by that age they are well aware. If the society was less afraid of the social taboo surrounding sex then this would be the case., Also, the talk tends not to go into detail on the social side of sex, only the scientific standpoint.
Parents: Ahh, (son/daughter), It is time for The Talk.

Teen: They already taught me about this at school.
Parents: (a bunch of vague nonsense regarding sex with no real information.)
Teen: You didn't teach me anything there, you should have just saved yourselves the embarrassment.
by KindaKnowledgeable June 5, 2020
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we need to talk

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.
Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit
by Ninj4 October 14, 2003
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we talk

When someone is talking to someone about going out but they don't go out or when the 2 people are getting to know each other so they can start going out.
I asked my friend about her and this boy and she said "we talk".
by the lingo that teens speak March 17, 2016
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hope talk

(Verb) An absurd or completely unrealistic comment that is made.
Girl: One time I was walking down the road and a turtle attacked me.
Boy: Girl! That's Hope Talk.
Girl: Shutup
by BenBlackisife January 8, 2015
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niggas talk more than bitches these days

Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.
I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
by Caseymarie451 January 19, 2017
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nice talk

What you say when someone talks to you for a bit but then disappears suddenly and doesn't reply
Me: I got new (thing)
Friend: Nice
Me: (details about thing)
(no reply)
Me 10 minutes later: nice talk
(no reply)
by LoganDark March 30, 2019
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Obie Talk

A forum targeted at students from the microscopic planet of Oberlin College. Topics posted in this forum are about (but are not limited to): hipsters, best butts, potential gays, sexual experiences, Coop De Jour, bros, politics, pretentious connies, Matt Alden, The Redhead and Blonde, veganism, secret love affairs, poop, obsessions, fetishes, etc.
Ah, shit dude, check Obie Talk, I just posted another thread about Coop De Jour; third one this week!
by Obietalker December 14, 2009
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