taking a fifteen

to take a fifteen minute break in order to masturbate or have quick sexual relations with a partner in a random room.

dude, adam and steve are taking a fifteen in the garage--do not go in there.

by Brian Bryant October 14, 2008

taking brown

Fucking someones ass against their will.

I was in the prison hospital because a couple of well hung inmates took my brown

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Taking a Bogdanoff

To take a shit in the bathtub.

Yea well my kid was taking a bogdanoff last night. Like father like son.

by chuenweing April 14, 2017

Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.

Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"

by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost January 18, 2008

taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

by joshow March 7, 2016

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 28, 2005