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surprise sleep

The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
by Steven Boeckmann May 16, 2008
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mongolian surprise

i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise
by mikecw December 25, 2008
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Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010
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surprize sex

surprize sex:
A jolly spin to date rape.
"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.
by notsuck1 September 12, 2009
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tuna surprise

wen engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish
my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise
by scotty boyNo1 December 23, 2008
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surprise disguise

When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
by M. Hollywood November 9, 2006
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Shanghai Surprise

An explosive device. A booby trap. A package bomb. A hand-tossed grenade.
Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011
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