Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.

You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise

by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009

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Vegas suprise

When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.

When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.

by Jack Veldcamp October 16, 2004

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Morrisey Suprise

When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.

I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.

by Ben Davisddd July 20, 2008

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Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

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