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Afghani Suprise

After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.
You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise
by ThatDamnBoy July 1, 2009
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Vegas suprise

When she has been out gambling and drinking all night long, you wait until she is passed out and you take a shit in her mouth. Then she spits it out like a volcano in front of the Mirage.
When she came home at 4:00am, I gave her a Vegas surprise.
by Jack Veldcamp October 16, 2004
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Morrisey Suprise

When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.
I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.
by Ben Davisddd July 20, 2008
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Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos
by Stank Queen December 5, 2004
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submissive lycanthropy

When a werewolf acts like a puppy.
I thought I was going to be torn apart by the rage monster, but I guess he had submissive lycanthropy, because he just wanted me to rub his belly.
by Lochleinn December 10, 2013
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Sunrisers Hyderabad

Underrated Young Champions

Lead by Warner and King Kane
Sunrisers Hyderabad has the best youngesters
by SrhFan January 15, 2021
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Bangkok Sunrise

The act of placing one's genitals in the facial region of another when they are rising from a bent over position.
After Brian bent down to tie his shoe, he arose to Shaun's Bangkok Sunrise.
by B. Mac December 13, 2008
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