Burnley alka seltzer

When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.

This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.

For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.

Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"

You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"

by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005

stealthmode

1.The act of becoming invisible, to be in stealth; camouflaged

2.When you turn off your car's lights, put her into neutral, and turn off the car making zero noise going down any given road. You are now in stealthmode.

*note* should not be done on the highway or busy streets
*second note* your steering wheel and or brakes might die....

3. A cool fazer

Hey, where is Matt? His is in stealthmode.

by Matt O January 24, 2005

stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 8, 2010

Skelter

In the olden days, a skelter was a woman who defied society by lusting for another woman. In the early 1800's it was against the law for people of the same sex to mate.
Skelters were often referred to as "rug munchers".

For example, a Skelter is a woman who proceeds to lick another woman's vaginal area.

by Johnathan Folker October 17, 2010

shelty

description relating to an animal shelter; implies lacking attractive physical appearance

Can describe both animals and humans:
1) "Jack's new bitch from the pound is so shelty!"
2) Guy 1: "Damn man, look at that ass!" Guy 2: "No way, she's shelty!"
Also works in lieu of butterface and hotmess

by miranduh September 8, 2013

Spiked Seltzer

When you are making out with someone and open your eyes and make eye contact with a different person.

Django and I were making out when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with his friend Billy who was watching us. Total spiked seltzer moment.

by Littleboy 2019 May 11, 2018