Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

dookie stain

Deriving from dookie. To leave a streak or smudge of poop on an article of clothing.

Yo, Compel got a dookie stain on the back of his jeans son!

by Big Hollywood September 29, 2006

shit stain

(n) Any and all traces left behind from a raunchy ass. see poop stain

Tyler left a big ol' shit stain in his nappin' sac.

by Nik Huff November 22, 2003

Staind

Great hard rock band. A little slow, but they definately make you think about life.

by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

shalini

noun. the practice of procrastinating on assignments, specifically assignments of incredible significance or importance. This procrastination is most often carried out by claiming that one is "not in the mood" to do said assignment. Instead, the person will go out and eat "to get more energy", take naps "because s/he has a headache", or goes on facebook because s/he "can't concentrate".

- "Guys, I really don't feel like doing my midterm essay. I think I'm going to take a nap and do it tomorrow".
- "You've said this the past 5 nights! Stop pulling a Shalini!"

by rice and bean April 4, 2009