flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Mark Stanley

An Actor That Played In Game Of Thrones. Or A Maniac That Is Obsessed With Donuts.

"Oh Yeah, I was quite angry when Mark Stanley spoiled the end of game of thrones". ------ "Mark, Will You Stop Eating Donuts? The Doctor Said You Will Get Diabetes."

by Mark 🍩 February 25, 2020

Stacey's mom

Generally an oldish woman with excess body fat from having one too many kids. She generally doesn't appreciate kids singing that song, neither does her kid. Because quite frankly, and 40+ year old women who you wouldn't even want to see in a tank top, is not attractive. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

Stacey: Hi, my name's Stacey.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.

by StaceyK September 28, 2008

stanley

Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.

"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"

by Ben63 December 8, 2006

Statey

A name used by up-themselves private school kids when they are referring to somebody who goes to a state school, usually implying that they are scum, when most likley they are the more scumy one, and, also used when trying to cover the fact that the private school they attend is even more crap then the state school of the person they are attempting to insult.

Private school attendee - "Stay away from me you stateys!"
Half decent Private school attendee - "Dude, their school is still better than ours"

by xsoap May 19, 2008

Statey

Northeast PA slang for a Pennsylvania State Trooper, or State Police patrol car.

*State police cruisers flying past you, sirens blazing*

Here come the stateys.

by Hugh December 30, 2003

Stanley

1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.

That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.

by Tessalinne September 1, 2010