Snuttering

monkey noises

Dan: WTF is that?
Bob: Oh thats just the monkey at the farm. Dude thier gettin it on and Snuttering
James: give em some special K when thier done, shit man thats loud

by willyslistiner November 10, 2009

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.

I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.

by Styx Madf June 9, 2022

sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Hot Sputtered popcorn

When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.

The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .

by Katelynne's dad July 17, 2022