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Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com
dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.
by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003
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Spunk

A Danish confectionery wine gummy brand invented in 1971, most often consumed in Denmark and Germany.
The name is derived from a Swedish children's book character who invented the word 'spunk' but could find no use for it.
As in said children's book, there are no other known uses or definitions for this word beyond the Danish candy it is named for.
"Jeg har lige slugt en mundfuld Spunk! (I have just swallowed a mouthful of Spunk!)" - random Danish child, probably
by Booz McGroove November 21, 2024
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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
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spunk

spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.
"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"
by ehschud February 7, 2025
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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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potent spunk

Justin wiseman’s beautiful cock he plays on PlayStation.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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