Goon Spoon 

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

Goon Spoon by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

Creamy Spoon 

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

Creamy Spoon by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

wooden spoon 

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

wooden spoon by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

big spoon 

in spooning, the big spoon is the person in the back

Men are usually the big spoon.

big spoon by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 28, 2004

President Silver Spoon 

A nickname for the 45th POTUS that will become suddenly very popular once those eight years of tax returns are released.

Built into President Silver Spoon’s entire financial life is the fact that his forward-thinking father had not only actually loaned him 60 million instead of 1 million, but built into all of his wheelings and dealings is an ingenious insurance “safety net” that has made all of his impulsive if not ignorant miscalculations and losses almost moot; it made it so he cannot lose.

President Silver Spoon by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Baffing Spoon 

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations

While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.

Baffing Spoon by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010