spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 18, 2006

spank

smoking smarties by inhaling/exhaling the powder

kid1-hit me up with some spank ?

kid2-yea i got a whole pack of 'em last night

by snoops typo June 23, 2010

Spanka

A term used for a wanka or toss pot. A monkey spanka!

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was dancin, wot a SPANKA!

by Carramel August 3, 2006

Spank'n'Bosom

-When something is awesome, takes the cake and you can't find a word to explain it cause only nerds say epic now...so nothing is epic.

-Like boss but instead of using profanity you say this (Spank'n'bosom) to help put with more emphasis on your sentence or phrase.

That party was Spank'n'bosom.

Dude, your house is Spank'n'bosom.

I had a Spank'n'bosom time last night!

by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009

spank

the act of hitting a small, scared, defenseless child on the ass, causing them severe pain, until they struggle, scream and cry, sometimes begging for mercy.

mean mother/father: i like causing you pain and watching you cry, so i'm gonna spank you!
child: NOO! please don't! I'll be good!

by a person who lives somewere December 19, 2008

spanking the skunk guts

when a girl pushes her fingers in and out of her pussy and rubs the clit

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.

It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.

by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009