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southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!
Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.
by unavailable March 26, 2004
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southern

An adjective which describes things as (1)extremely inebriated, (2)most excellent, or (3)simply American.

Alternate use: Southern Man
1. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Yeah, that foo' was southern last night."

2. "Dave drank so much he actually vomited his own intestines inside out."
"Southern!"

3. "Johnny Cash is a Southern Man - don't fuck around."
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Southern Girl

Girls from the south, usually prim and proper, bible-thumping, "I'm so innocent", back stabbing, bitchy, snobbish, moronic, ditsy, ignorant, stuck-up, brainless, fake, drawling whores who are convinced they are the best in the world.
A Southern girl is found in but not limited to all states south of Maryland and Est of Texas.
by DannySP December 22, 2008
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Southern Hospitality

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011
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Southern Frattire

Website designed to attract so-called Gentleman from Southern Fraternities, but fails miserably due to the fact that A. they only sell graphic t-shirts, and B. no one wants to wear a logo or graphic from a poseur brand.

Usually advertised via spam on Greek-related message boards.
Sample spam on a message board:

Classic Fraternity Attire for the Southern Gentleman!

Southern Frattire

Best new clothing line... southernfrattire.com
by theknowingcat November 15, 2011
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Southern

A person with an accent when they talk it sounds like and over inflated balloon is stuck in their colon. Usually defined as a redneck.
Mom:That southern red neck is drinking all of our beer!
by Totallynotaredneck6969 October 30, 2019
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Southern-Gentleman

A sex move in which a man speaks with a heavy suave American Southern accent.

To initiate the move, one MUST be eating a banana (and speaking in a Southern Accent to convey innocence) and then drop the banana peel near a woman. The man then "slips" on the banana peel over and over, falling into the woman's pussy, dick-first, because he keeps tripping on the peel.

The whole time this happens, the gentleman MUST keep saying things like "Clumsy me! Oops! Oh my, I do apologize!" in a Southern Accent.
"I went on a date with this girl last night and showed her a true Southern-Gentleman."
by DiscountUsername July 22, 2018
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