The greasy cream coloured stuff that comes out of a males japseye when said man is particularly excited. Man slime can be sprayed onto faces, eyes, tits, sheets and in extreme circumstances wiped on curtains.
Sophiepopped round to see me on Sunday and when she got undressed I nearly Man slimed all over the gaff just by looking at her...
An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.
Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”
A derogatory term taken from the famous DJ Norman Cook's preferred stagename, Fatboy Slim. Cook being quite a thin character, it's obvious the derogatory term is an inverse of this, directed at obese people.