milk utter ski slope cleaner 

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

milk utter ski slope cleaner by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

It’s ski 

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski

It’s ski by 314L March 11, 2019

new hampshire ski slalom 

When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously

“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”

new hampshire ski slalom by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Turning your ski mask forwards

When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited

Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*

Turning your ski mask forwards by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022

Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain

The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes

Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain

Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain by 6117 October 24, 2025

Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

Ontario Jet ski by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013