showercut

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.

Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut

by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009

showertime epiphany

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

Shower Outage

When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.

Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"

Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."

Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."

by SpoCal10 February 22, 2010

Shower boy

A guy you think of in the shower that makes you do..."wacca
wacca."

Bill from work was my shower boy this morning. I "wacca-wacca'd" for an hour.

by Lil Tiny April 5, 2010

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011

Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

by yonabout June 6, 2011

Showerbate

When one masturbates in the shower

I love to showerbate in cold water

by triangle_boy June 24, 2011