3 sheets to the wind

Drunk

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

dog in the sheets

Someone who is rather good and or aggressive and plesing during intercourse

He was an angle in the streets but a dog in the sheets

by Johnson and Kim October 9, 2017

deep in the sheets

The act of being more than 3 sheets to the wind drunk

Every time Gary Cooper comes back from lunch he is deep in the sheets :)

by MoneyQueen October 17, 2017

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

Overshot your sheets

Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.

If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.

by Harveyorles May 7, 2019

Biting your sheets

This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.

Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.

by wink_wonk June 3, 2019