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Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.
I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.
by Jim July 31, 2003
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ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators... The team that defines glory and perseverence. The Senators were the one of the first teams to be in the NHL in 1917. The team was founded in 1893. The Senators have won 9 Stanley Cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. There name was the Ottawa Silver Seven back in the years of 1900-1908. They were the 3rd team in NHL history to win the Lord Stanley Cup. The first team in history... The Winnipeg Victorias in 1900. Yet the team folded in 1934, They came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion class with the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the New Jersey Devils. They won the Presedent's Trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the Eastern Division. So...This defenition of the Ottawa Senators is probably the best one out there in the world
There is a team that is great then the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Montreal Canadiens, it's the Ottawa Senators
by Mackenzie "Max" December 8, 2006
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Senioritis

When seniors in high school begin to not only be sick of school, but also of their fellow classmates.
"I used to really enjoy hanging out with Sarah, but after four years of dealing with her antics, I've realized that my senioritis has really turned me off to hanging out with her! She's so annoying!"
by Melanie. December 28, 2005
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Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.
Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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Senioritis

Senioritis: The crippling disease of not giving a fuck.

Symptoms: Not giving a fuck
"Jimmy hasn't given a fuck for weeks!
It's okay, he has Senioritis."

"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
by bagelskill September 13, 2011
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Roman Senator

The roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.
by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008
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Senior Salute

A-hole 1: Hey did you do the "Senior Salute" yet?

A-hole2: Not yet. Gotta find me a good babe for that.
by Whaddahell September 25, 2015
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