semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.

Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 13, 2017

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi March 29, 2018

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 26, 2021

semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 06, 2022

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 09, 2017

Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.

Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.

by Frederick Roderick May 15, 2023