chicken scratch

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

yo man that handwritting looks like chicken scratch..hahahahahaha!

by eirbear2204 June 21, 2003

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

Scritty

Stephens City, Virginia

I was born and raised in The Scritty.

by Bushrod Johnson September 7, 2009

scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007

Scratchcrotch

How a perverted uncle would refer to a "Sasquatch" bigfoot type creature. He will also use this term to refer to anything hairy like his wife, or his nieces and nephews that are going through puberty.

"What are you kids doin out here in the woods...? Lookin' for the scratchcrotch?"

"Smell my fingers kids...I was just pettin' the Scratchcrotch"

"I see your finally growin' some hair on your pits...look like a fuckin' Scratchcrotch"

by Uncle Maroon October 16, 2008

schitty

When someone says "city" with a "sh" at the beginning. Sounds like you're saying "shitty."

Person 1: You goin' to the schitty tonight?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Person 1: I'm askin' if you're goin' to the schitty tonight.
Person 2: I ain't goin' to NO shitty tonight!

by Polaroid7 October 5, 2015

Scrat

That fucking retarted rat thing from ice age.
Scrat has been known to be the cause of every extinction event ever.

"Hey, remember scrat from ice age?"
"Yes, he was fucking stupid."

by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim December 14, 2017