Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
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You wake up at 6 a.m then come back and 3 or 4 a'clock then keep on leaning the exact same thing each day
You wake up at 6 a.m then come back and 3 or 4 a'clock then keep on leaning the exact same thing each day
Oml we have school
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by ASDDDDDDDASDADASDASDA June 9, 2018
Get the School mug.A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
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