A mix of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus played by Earl Pickles to impress his grandson, Nelson. The first use of the Santa Bunny was Easter of 2011. To make a Santa Bunny, you get a Santa suit and cover it with an Easter Bunny head. This always makes kids laugh and is the best of both worlds. Even kids who don't like either one alone will love the Santa Bunny.
Opal: Hey Nelson, I think the Santa Bunny is coming! After all, it is Easter/Christmas!
Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.
Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.
Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?
Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.
Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!
Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")
Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!
Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.
Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.
Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?
Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.
Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!
Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")
Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 23, 2011
a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.
son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*
mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.
*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*
by Kikoman_soysauce December 26, 2008
A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 November 30, 2007
suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.
santa clarita is tight.
by TAshomiyakiyori November 14, 2005
When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"
Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!
by AyssaKayyoTM January 07, 2008
When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.
by Norman Fedora November 02, 2011
1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.
2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.
3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.
4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.
5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.
3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.
4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.
5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
by You wish you lived in Newport August 23, 2009