Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DISAGREE JUST DOWNLOAD SPOTIFY.

-"I don't like Taylor Swift"
-"die."

(I am just kidding please don't die)

by stfu_ly January 25, 2022

Taylor Swift

1)Not Betty
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation

Who needs therapy when you have Taylor Swift

by SwiftieornothereIcum February 24, 2022

phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021

Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.

Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025

Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.

Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024