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stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself
by arlie September 6, 2004
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stranger in the dark

When one sits on ones hand until it is numb then proceeds to masturbate. This is referred to as "THE STRANGER IN THE DARK", because the hand does not feel like your own.
Last night I got bored with traditional masturbation, so I decided to play a lively game of STRANGER IN THE DARK!
by The Flying Dutchmen September 23, 2013
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Beautiful stranger

When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.
When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.
by DC.Kerr December 27, 2008
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dutch stranger

A sexual masturbatory technique where you sit on your hand until it is numb, then place your hand on your penis and have another person manually move your hand so it stimulates your penis
"I walked into the bathroom and saw that Jenna was giving Joey the dutch stranger with no shirt on."
by ShiggityShanks December 24, 2008
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angry stranger

Two handed version of the stranger. Basically sitting on both hands until they are numb, then masturbating with one hand while choking yourself with the other. Simulates having sex with a angry stranger.
Damn, I'm beat from giving myself an angry stranger last night
by Steve-O1 April 24, 2007
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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stranger to stranger high five

the action associated with high-fiving a total stranger. typically found at sporting events, bars, and other party type atmospheres. stranger to stranger high fives happen most often when liquor is involved. Also known as S2SHI5.
At the moment the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series, everyone in the stadium gave their neighbors stranger to stranger high fives.
by KC F June 15, 2008
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